![]() ![]() My chest and legs hurt like a bitch the following day.Īfterwards, we must've returned to our fire, where my friend and I discovered the hilarity of scooting our camp chairs along the ground. there were no wolves, one of the asshats in our group started shaking and asking us if we heard them and all of the sudden everyone else did "hear" them, with led to an outburst of panicked sprinting through the woods for I have no idea how long. The first is being chased through the woods by wolves. I remember two distinct scenarios of that night very clearly. Or maybe it was the acid tablets wearing off in combination with the shrooms, I'm not sure. TL DR: I saw a guy take a dildo up the ass at electric forest during string cheeseĪfter I'd just turned 18, I was at a music festival in Michigan, where me and my friends did (what I assume were) some very strong shrooms. Some poor soul possibly got hit with that and someone definitely ground scored it. Later he dropped the dildo and I saw someone pick it up and throw it further into the crowd, we couldn't find it after the show. ![]() She goes up to the guy and says she bets she can get that dildo up his ass, he thinks she can't so he pulls down his pants, she takes a big spit on the end of the dildo and rams it up dudes ass, I saw it go in about 2 inches and the guys face was priceless pain, enjoyment, and whatever the fuck else he was feeling (all this in the middle of the crowd, middle of the show, about 50 ft back from cheese) I was about 10 ft from this and me and about 3000 hippies behind me make mixed sounds of gasps, gagging, screams and laughter and then just silence as we all watched this guy pull the dildo out and start raging with it. Not sure if the best but definitely the strangest thing I've ever seen but at electric forest 2012 at the string cheese set on Saturday some guy comes out of the crowd screaming "Somebody lick my butthole! My butthole is soo tight!" Anyway my friend Molly has this pink dildo she keeps in her purse on top so security doesn't search/hassle her much. But, I'll never forget that look, that smell, and those screams which didn't cease until they closed the helicopter door. He had to be airlifted to a burn center unit in St. The paramedics heard the commotion and got to our campsite within a minute or two. I'm guessing that he was in so much shock that he didn't realize the pieces of flesh dripping off his legs as he ran. He begins screeching and leaps out of the fire and makes for the near-by stream. I remember this part the clearest, he looks in my direction (not at me specifically) and I see in his face the moment he realizes what the fuck is happening. He started running around the fire and screaming at the top of his lungs, " I AM THE DEVIL!" Then, he leapt into the fire, wilding stomping his feet in the coals still screaming, "I AM THE DEVIL!" We all are screaming back at him to get the fuck out of there, you could already smell his burning flesh. This year there was a particularly bad batch of LSD going around they dubbed to be "research chemicals." At the last light of the day, a guy in our campsite (we had a big group from my hometown), who had unknowingly partaken the research chemicals instead of clean LSD, completely lost his shit. ![]() A couple years ago, I was at a festival in Missouri, aptly called Schwagstock.
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